Friday, February 13, 2009

Lunch Conversations

"Ms. B, my nose is bleeding a little bit!" little girl says.

"Okay, just get a tissue and hold it on your nose. You'll be fine."

"I think its because I've been picking it a lot right here," she says, putting her finger up her nose.


Said in a sing-songy voice with a huge grin: "I'm drinking milk and eating cheese!!!! And I'm lactose intolerant!"

"Doesn't that mean your stomach is going to hurt?" I ask innocently.

"No! It means I'm going to be farting A LOT!!!"


"Ms. B, I had really bad diarrhea last night."

1 comment:

  1. Oh man, I love your stories! Kids make me queasy. You are a good woman!