"Ms. B, my nose is bleeding a little bit!" little girl says.
"Okay, just get a tissue and hold it on your nose. You'll be fine."
"I think its because I've been picking it a lot right here," she says, putting her finger up her nose.
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Said in a sing-songy voice with a huge grin: "I'm drinking milk and eating cheese!!!! And I'm lactose intolerant!"
"Doesn't that mean your stomach is going to hurt?" I ask innocently.
"No! It means I'm going to be farting A LOT!!!"
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"Ms. B, I had really bad diarrhea last night."
Oh man, I love your stories! Kids make me queasy. You are a good woman!
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