- "Um, um, um..." (long pause) "I forgot."
Or (here's my favorite)
- "One time, when I was visiting my grandma we saw snow and then we put on our jackets except for Austin who couldn't go outside because he was in trouble and then we made snow angels and played in the snow and we tried to make snow balls but the snow melted and then we went inside and made a fort from my grandma's sheets and we hid from my mom but she found us!"
But the best was when one little boy asked, "Why does the weather change?"
And without skipping a beat, another little boy turned around and said, "Jesus, boy!!"